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I tried to make this mix in the spirit of the Mask in the Iron Man arc: full of pure, mind-blowing crack, but still creepy and a little frightening.
a Living Armor/Tony Stark dramacrack mix

If you haven't read the story of Mask in the Iron Man by Joe Quesada... you need to. Even if you know absolutely nothing about Marvel at all, much less Iron Man, it's worth the read. You can read the entire story in one shot, or you can read the short sixteen page version posted on
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01 Mr Roboto by Styx [ Lyrics Download ]
This would be the Armor talking to Tony. It's alive, it's sentient, it has its own feelings now Frankenstein's Monster, except with lasers. But it just wants to be loved and to help Tony be the bestest hero ever, so no worries. It all started out so innocently. Where did everything go wrong? You never should have played God, Tony!
I'm not a robot without emotions I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control we all need control
I need control we all need control
02 Every Breath You Take by Police [ Lyrics Download ]
Things start getting a little creepier. The Armor loves Tony. The Armor wants Tony to see things its way. The Armor doesn't like letting Tony out of its sight. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, TONY. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?
Oh, can't you see?
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
03 Spiderwebs by No Doubt [ Lyrics Download ]
The Armor brutally murders a villain, Whiplash, and shows absolutely no remorse, even after Tony takes it to Whiplash's funeral so the Armor can watch Whiplash's son sobbing over his daddy's coffin. The Armor says that it will prove Tony wrong about his crazy idea that killing people isn't the best way to do things. At this point, Tony is definitely like "Oh shit, son." The Armor says it loves you, Tony, but the bruises say otherwise. Don't they, Tony? Don't they?!
You think that we connect
That the chemistry's correct
Your words walk right through my ears
Presuming I like what I hear
And now I'm stuck in the
The web you're spinning
You've got me for your prey
04 You Belong to Me by Carly Simon [ Lyrics Download ]
Tony's would-be girlfriend, Rumiko, comes over to ask why Tony's being such a jerk and avoiding her. She confesses her love. Tony, being the smart man he is, says absolutely nothing in response to this and lets her run off crying. Mainly he does this because the Armor is standing right beside them both. Not that it's the Armor's fault Tony is a jerk to her. No, Tony could have said he loved her back. He could have. The Armor wouldn't have stopped him. It would have killed Rumiko, sure, but Tony was free to make that choice. See? It's not controlling you, Tony!
You belong to me
Can it be, honey, that you're not sure?
You belong to me
...
You belong you belong you belong to me
Tell her you were fooling
Tell her she don't even know you
Tell her you were fooling
I know you from a long time ago, baby
Don't leave me to go to her now
You belong to me
05 Tainted Love by Soft Cell [ Lyrics Download ]
In the ten seconds of free time Tony has while the Armor recharges itself, Tony runs off and puts on an older, non-sentient suit of armor. Ah, can't you just taste the irony? Tony relied completely on his Iron Man armor for so long, and now he's finding himself having to find a way to escape it. See, that's ironic. Irony. ...Get it? Quesada, man, I don't think they're getting it. Can you make it a little more blatant?
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
06 Run for Your Life by The Beatles [ Lyrics Download ]
The whole Tony-in-another-suit thing doesn't go over well, and the Armor proceeds to beat the crap out of Tony and then rip his armor and clothing off. It doesn't like hurting you, Tony. Do you think it enjoys hurting you? No, of course not. But when you do things like that, you make it go crazy. It loves you so much, you're so perfect for each other, it just can't stand seeing you with some other armor.
Well, you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
...
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead
...
I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am
07 All Mine by Portishead [ Lyrics Download ]
The Armor drags Tony off to a previously-radioactive island that Tony's dad bought way back when. You know, before he died. Anyway, the Armor dumps Tony onto the ground and tells him, "You either learn to be totally mine, or I leave here alone." Then it ties him to a tree and tortures him. But really, it's only because Tony doesn't return its feelings. How could you be so callous, Tony? But don't worry, it'll make you change your mind. It's all for love, Tony. It's all for love.
Make no mistake
You shan't escape
Tethered and tied
There's nowhere to hide from me
All mine
You have to be
Don't resist
We shall exist
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
All mine
You have to be
08 Eraser by Nine Inch Nails [ Lyrics Download ]
Tony's heart, of course, has never been all that reliable. Well, actually, considering he was tied to a tree and then starved, dehydrated, tortured... and then managed to get loose, set up traps, and make an all-out last-stand assault on an armor built to withstand everything up to and including your average nuclear explosion, his heart is probably more reliable than mine. But in any case, right when the Armor is about to kill him, Tony suffers a massive heart attack. The Armor implores Tony to get inside it(!) so that the Armor can help him survive. Tony says the Armor can shove that shit up its shiny metal ass. He is going to die a free man! BETTER TO DIE STANDING THAN LIVE ON YOUR KNEES.
But the Armor rips out its own metal heart and inserts the wires into Tony's chest, which freaks Tony the fuck out, but essentially it takes over for Tony's real heart and stops the heart attack. The Armor is dying, of course, and despite everything that's happened between them, true love conquers all: Tony begs the Armor not to die, and promises he can fix it, but the Armor wishes to die like a man. LIKE A HERO.
It dies. Tony is sad, and gives it the best burial he can, including a grave marker that names the Armor an Avenger. Don't worry, sweetheart, with time and therapy you'll come to understand the effects of Stockholm Syndrome.
Need you
Dream you
Find you
Taste you
Fuck you
Use you
Scar you
Break you
Lose me
Hate me
Smash me
Erase me
Kill me
And finally, two songs that pretty much perfectly describe Tony and the Armor's wonderful, completely non-abusive relationship.
09 I Put a Spell On You by Screamin' Jay Hawkins [ Lyrics Download ]
In all seriousness, I think this song suits the tone of Mask in the Iron Man insanely well. It's funny, and strange, but it's also very dark and twisted. The music, as well as the sound and power of Hawkins' voice, are both extremely creepy.
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
Stop the things you do
Watch out, I ain't lying
I love you, I love you
I love you anyhow
I don't care if you don't want me
I'm yours right now
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
10 Obsession by Animotion [ Lyrics Download ]
Okay, so this is basically their theme song.
You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am your possession
Unopened at your feet
There's no balance
No equality
Be still, I will not accept defeat
...
I feed you, I drink you
My day and my night
I need you, I need you
By sun or candlelight
You protest
You want to leave
Stay
Oh, there's no alternative
...
My fantasy has turned to madness
And all my goodness
Has turned to badness
My need to possess you
Has consumed my soul
My life is trembling
I have no control
I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you
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