THE MOST DANGEROUS THING
A Smoker/Ace Fanmix
Okay, so, this took forever. No, seriously. I don't want to have to look at any more HTML for at least a week. However, my tables are gorgeous. Shut up, they totally are.

Seriously, though. This thing has been half-done for about... okay, probably over a year. And then in the last few days I randomly decided to work on it again.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. Let's talk about the mansexin' we have going on here. Okay, the songs on either side correspond with each other. So unless you don't mind the mood of the thing going all over the place, the best way to read the lyrics is from left to right rather than up and down. And ignore any and all female pronouns.

So, yeah, there's sort of a timeline here. Basically it goes:

Smoker	|	Ace
Sexing Ace Up	|	Sexing Smoker Up
More Sexing (Goddamnit, I Think I'm Addicted Here)	|	Ditto
Fuck I Don't Hate You	|	Word To That
But I'm Going to be Angry About It And No I Don't Care About You At All, Go To Hell	|	Oh Shit I Think I Love You Maybe (But At Least I'm Rational About It)
Hey Look This Isn't Working No Really It's Not Get Out	|	You're A Fucking Asshole
Goddamnit I Still Want You	|	For Christ's Sake You're An Emotionally Stunted Bastard
I Accept That I Am An Emotionally Stunted Bastard And I Was An Ass But I Won't Verbally Admit It Beyond a Non-Committal Grunt	|	It's About Fucking Time
See This Is Why I Kicked You Out In The First Place	|	You Are Totally Attached To Me And I'm Going To Gloat About It
I'm Never Going To Be Free Of You, Am I?	|	Hell No

Actually, that's... basically the meaning behind each song choice. Incidentally, this is also a good way to tell if you have too much time on your hands.

Dedication! Going out to megalotro and snarkymonkey because they put up with my psychotic episodes and still manage to love me anyway. Also because they're just awesome in general.

THE MOST DANGEROUS THING

[ a smoker/ace fanmix ]

FIGHT FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS // nickelback	WILD // poe
Well, I wanted you I wanted no one else I thought it through I got you to myself You got off Every time you got on to me I got caught up In favorable slavery (Was it wrong? Was it wrong?) I guess it wasn't really right I guess it wasn't meant to be It didn't matter what they said 'Cause we were good in bed I guess I stuck around so I could watch us fight for all the wrong reasons No, it didn't matter what I tried It's just a little hard to leave when you're going down on me I guess I stuck around so I could watch us fight for all the wrong reasons Well, you know my friends Well, they know your enemies I'd pretend Not to hear what they said to me 'Cause I got off Every time you got on to me Was it wrong To go along with insanity?	I go wild Wild because the chips are down Wild because there isn't anybody else around Wild when the waves start to break And God knows they're breaking in me now I go wild because it doesn't make sense For me to cry out in my own defense And wild because I would do anything To tear you off your precious fence ... Wild When I know you're near, I go wild I go wild Tell me what you've come for Moving like a hunter through my back door Leaving the perfume of all you adore To die nameless on my floor Yeah, well, we both know that you don't play fair ... Plan your attack and I am still waiting Did you want something? You wrote the rules to try and contain me You broke them, now you have untamed me And I'm wild I go wild Tell me what you've come here for What is it you adore, won't you tell me? What would you cry for? Swallow your pride for? What would you, oh, go wild for?
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POISON // alice cooper	ADDICTED // kelly clarkson
I want to love you, but I better not touch (don't touch) I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much) I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't want to break these chains Your mouth, so hot Your web, I'm caught Your skin, so wet Black lace on sweat I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't want to break these chains Poison ... Running deep inside my veins Burning deep inside my veins It's poison	It's like you're a drug It's like you're a demon I can't face down It's like I'm stuck It's like I'm running from you all the time ... It's like I can't breathe Without you inside of me And I know I let you have all the power And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you ... I'm hooked on you I need a fix I can't take it Just one more hit I promise I can deal with it I'll handle it, quit it Just one more time Then that's it Just a little bit more to get me through this ... I'm addicted to you
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THINKING OF YOU // a perfect circle	BLACK SUMMER // colour
Unable to lose this image Sleepless unable to focus on anything but your surrender ... Tugging a beat to the sight of you lying So delighted with a new understanding Something about a little evil that makes that Unmistakable noise I was hearing Unmistakable sound that I know so well Spent and sighing with that look in your eye Spent and sweating with that look on your face like Sweet revelation Sweet surrender	What's the rush If Eden's lost to us? ... Flames they burn Oh, in ecstasy Flesh divides, child But you're entangled with me
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(I HATE) EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU // three days grace	COLD (BUT I'M STILL HERE) // evans blue
Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you? ... Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you? You hate everything about me Why do you love me? I hate— You hate— I hate— You love me I hate everything about you Why do— I love you	Can you feel my trigger hand moving further down your neck? When you hide, hide inside that body But just remember that when I touch you The more you shake, the more you give away Cold, but I'm still here Blind, 'cause I'm so blind (say never) We're far from comfortable this time Cold, now we're so cold Mine, and you're not mine (say never) We're far from obvious this time Wait, another minute here, time will kill us after all Can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck? So fall into my eyes and fall into my lies But don't you forget The more you turn away, the more I want you to stay ... Am I ever on your mind? ... (Cold) You broke me from the very first night I'd love you 'til the day that I die I'm far too comfortable this time (Cold) I loved you from the very first night You broke me 'til the day that I die I'm far too obvious this time
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THANKS, THAT WAS FUN // barenaked ladies	FOREVER // papa roach
Did I scare you when I dared you? I stared you in the eye and told you good-bye You mocked me; it shocked me When you walked me to the bus Thanks, that was fun Don't forget: no regrets (Except maybe one) Made a deal, not to feel God, that was dumb Everybody knows the deal fell through I was hoping I could just blame you When was it that I became so soft? This sentimentality doesn't look good on me	In the brightest hour Of my darkest day I realized What is wrong with me Can't get over you Can't get through to you It's been a helter-skelter romance from the start Take these memories That are haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreds By his own pair of scissors ... I'm never forgiving this broken heart of mine
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WHAT IT IS TO BURN // finch	GET STONED // hinder
Today's on fire The sky is bleeding above me and I am blistered I walk these lines of blasphemy every day And still: Like a bad star, I'm falling faster down to her She's the only one who knows what it is to burn I feel diseased Is there no sympathy from the sun? The sky's still fire But I am safe in here, from the world outside So tell me What's the price to pay for glory? Like a bad star I'm falling faster down to her She's the only one who knows what it is to burn	Just hear me out If it's not perfect I'll perfect it 'till my heart explodes I highly doubt I can make it through another of your episodes Lashing out One of the petty moves you pull before you lose control You wear me out But it's all right now ... Without a doubt The break up is worth the make up sex you're givin me Let's hash it out 'Cause your bitching and your yelling don't mean anything Don't count me out I can handle all the baggage that you're carrying You wear me out But it's all right now Let's go home and get stoned We could end up making love instead of misery Go home and get stoned 'Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me
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IT'S OVER // goo goo dolls	THE SHAPE I FOUND YOU IN // girlyman
And I didn't think about All the ways I hurt you and myself And I wouldn't say a thing to you I keep it to myself in my mind ... And you know I need you now And this ain't easy to admit But no one needs to know What goes on behind The door in my room	You were spoken for I spent twenty lifetimes at your door But your heart was busy within Building bomb shelters under your skin That's the shape I found you in That's the shape I found you in I was calling to you It was one thing I knew how to do But my heart tried to cheat Building safety nets under my feet So if I fell I would fall right in That's the shape you found me in You were delivered to me We were closed as the stores on Christmas Eve So I felt around in the dark Building rope ladders into your heart Climbing hand over hand to get in That's the shape I found you in That's the shape I found you in
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OVER AND OVER // three days grace	COLLIDE // howie day
I feel it every day; it's all the same It brings me down but I'm the one to blame I've tried everything to get away So here I go again Chasing you down again Why do I do this? Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to It feels like every day stays the same It's dragging me down and I can't pull away So here I go again Chasing you down again Why do I do this? So many thoughts that I can't get out of my head I try to live without you, every time I do I feel dead I know what's best for me But I want you instead I'll keep on wasting all my time Over and over, over and over I fall for you Over and over, over and over I try not to Over and over, over and over You make me fall for you Over and over, over and over You don't even try to	The dawn is breaking A light shining through You're barely waking And I'm tangled up in you I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go I worry I won't see your face Light up again Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide ... You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide
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DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO // sarah mclachlan	THE RATIO OF FRECKLES TO STARS // halou
What ravages of spirit Conjured this temptuous rage? Created you a monster Broken by the rules of love And I have the sense to recognize that I don't know how to let you go Every moment marked With apparitions of your soul I'm ever swiftly moving Trying to escape this desire This yearning to be near you I do what I have to do ... A glowing ember Burning hot Burning slow Deep within I'm shaken by the violence Of existing for only you I know I can't be with you I do what I have to do I know I can't be with you I do what I have to do And I have the sense to recognize, but... I don't know how to let you go	I think that if I do or don't It'll turn out the same way But I can't seem to pull myself away And I hope that's okay Even just the very thought Makes me want to stay ... If I wrap you up inside of me Kiss your fingers greedily I will lose track of the floor I will lose track of my feet All that you've conquered Was already yours Walking the night sky Freckles to the stars All that you've longed for Is painted on my arms
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THE WOLF // tyler bates	FIRESTARTER // the prodigy
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TIME IS RUNNING OUT // muse
I think I'm drowning Asphyxiated I wanna break this spell That you've created You're something beautiful A contradiction I wanna play the game I want the friction You will be the death of me You will be the death of me Bury it I won't let you bury it I won't let you smother it I won't let you murder it Our time is running out Our time is running out You can't push it underground You can't stop it screaming out I wanted freedom Bound and restricted I tried to give you up But I'm addicted Now that you know I'm trapped Sense of elation You'd never dream of Breaking this fixation You will squeeze the life out of me Bury it I won't let you bury it I won't let you smother it I won't let you murder it Our time is running out Our time is running out You can't push it underground You can't stop it screaming out How did it come to this? You will suck the life out of me Bury it I won't let you bury it I won't let you smother it I won't let you murder it Our time is running out Our time is running out You can't push it underground You can't stop it screaming out How did it come to this?
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LOVERS IN A DANGEROUS TIME // barenaked ladies
Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by? You never get to stop and open your eyes One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall The next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all Lovers in a dangerous time Lovers in a dangerous time These fragile bodies of touch and taste This fragrant skin this hair like lace Spirits open to the thrust of grace Never a breath you can afford to waste When you're lovers in a dangerous time Sometimes you're made to feel as if your love's a crime Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight Got to kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
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